So it seems like those sloppy nerds in Saturnalia were able to tear themselves away from Uniracer long enough to record some music and then get it mixed or whatever. Luckily for the rest of us, it's only 4 songs long and not a full-length album, so the ear-bleeding will be postponed for another day. There was some brief discussion about their show on the 12th at Wyld Tymes in St. Paul being an EP release show where they would give the CD out for free, but Pat "The Fat Cat" Shanks decided that "Goddamit, I spent a lot of time on this" and now we're all going to have to pay a dollar or maybe more.
But don't worry, loyal readers, the next time I infiltrate that wet dungeon of man-sweat and stale chips that is their practice studio, I'll steal the bounce files and replace them with Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You." Then I'll upload their outrageously overpriced EP to this blog and distribute it while copyrighting it in my name so I can sell Saturnalia's own terribleness right back to them at a ridiculous premium.
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